Ok, I don’t have to train anybody today, but they still expect me to work. What sort of world is this? Oh! The humanity!

As for the woman that I trained yesterday….well, as my Mom would say, “What? Is her herpes acting up today or something?” That was one grouchy lady! Maybe she should have learned all this stuff the first three times I taught her.

Anyway, I’m so looking forward to mars tonight, that I actually dreamed about it. I dreamed that someone gave me a telescope, and I had to put it together before dark. My mother kept stopping me to try on clothes, and then my spy boss called me and activated me, so I spent the whole evening with the telescope in my car, catching glimpses here and there as I was trying to shadow and assasinate some treasonous jerk.

It was really bizarre.