Ok, I don’t have to train anybody today, but they still expect me to work. What sort of world is this? Oh! The humanity!

As for the woman that I trained yesterday….well, as my Mom would say, “What? Is her herpes acting up today or something?” That was one grouchy lady! Maybe she should have learned all this stuff the first three times I taught her.

Anyway, I’m so looking forward to mars tonight, that I actually dreamed about it. I dreamed that someone gave me a telescope, and I had to put it together before dark. My mother kept stopping me to try on clothes, and then my spy boss called me and activated me, so I spent the whole evening with the telescope in my car, catching glimpses here and there as I was trying to shadow and assasinate some treasonous jerk.

It was really bizarre.

About Matt

In 2002 I started contributing to Open Source software, and life has just gotten better from there. Co-founder of WordPress, founder Automattic.
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3 Responses to morning…

  1. FaerieKissed says:

    “It was really bizarre”

    That’s why we love you!

  2. Mom says:

    That must be your other mother.

  3. Charleen says:

    Uh…right…it’s my “other mother”….

    Sorry, Mom, that was one of my favorite quotes that you ever gave, so I had to use it!

    Love, C

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