Food and Lameness

So, for those of you that don’t read his blog, Matt is in Austin…well sort of. He stopped by this morning on his way to the Dr Pepper Museum in Waco. My roomie actually talked to him, b/c I hadn’t rolled out of be yet – boy did I need that sleep!!! – and he said that he was going to the Kerby Lane on the drag, which I work very close to (gotta work today, it’s the end of the month). I got all excited with visions of apple pancakes dancing in my head, but when I’d called him, he’d gone and gotten some faster food b/c Kerby had an hour wait.

Now, everything is seeming to take forever. I decided that I should eat something, but nothing sounded good. I talked to my mother a bit. I walked my kitchen like some sort of lost soul, trying to decide what to eat. I noticed that my cats were chasing me, and pouncing at something behind me. I realized that when I’d put my cell in my back pocket, I’d fogotten the headset and it was trailing by a wire. I then decided that a cheese sandwich would fit the bill. All we had was low-carb bread which is like chewing on a sponge. I stuck Jimmy’s Batch 81 Three Pepper Sauce on it, and felt much better. You can’t taste anything beyond that stuff.

I started posting as I drank my coffee to “wake up more”… but as you can see, I still haven’t made it in to work. I have never felt more apathetic in my life. All because the whiny child in my head is complaining that if she didn’t get apple pancakes with real chunks of apple in them then she’s not going to do anything. I know if I indulge her, I’m never going to make it into work.

So, I’m going to get away from this computer. Just walk away. Right now. I swear.

BTW, I find it really odd that Kerby Lane does not have their own website and that the Quizno’s site does not have any mention of the Batch 81 sauce anymore. Did they quit selling it? Is the Kerby Lane just making a statement, or did I just not look hard enough? Inquiring minds wanna know.

Ok. I’m leaving the computer now. Goodbye cruel world!!!!

About Matt

In 2002 I started contributing to Open Source software, and life has just gotten better from there. Co-founder of WordPress, founder Automattic.
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One Response to Food and Lameness

  1. Steve Brinkhoff says:

    RE Batch 81 sauce: Greetings from Oregon. I just returned from an extended trip to Europe and read your remark about Batch 81 sauce. It is a tragedy that Quiznos stopped selling this great product in bottles. I had managed to stock up before they liquidated it. The only way to get it now is by shoplifting a squeeze bottle or asking the counter help to sell you a carton.

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